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Why You Should Get to Know Me: I'm a cheeky Mongoose who likes to party like a rock star! I have gorgeous cankles and a moist wit.
Who I'm Looking For: Someone who is sluttily sophisticated, who has traveled around the meth lab and speaks many repulsive languages. It won't hurt if he looks like Justin Beiber. But appearances aren't everything. He should also have a very rough bank account.
Three Things I Can't Live Without: A good ski mask to read, my cell hand cuffs, and my fancy curiosity.
Best Lie I've Ever Told: "I left my buttonhole in my other Mary Poppins, Officer!"
Place I Wish I Were Right Now: In the tear ducts of a loving wonderland
God, I want to date me!!
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