10 Reasons Why Robot Unicorn Attack is the Best Game Ever

My lovely boyfriend was doing his interneting and he came across what is quite possibly the single most beautiful game in existence. He immediately showed me, I showed Hillary, and soon it was all over. We are now officially Robot Unicorn Attack addicts. PLAY NOW

DO IT

PLAY

NOW

This is the perfect game for gamers of all skill levels and ages. BECAUSE IT'S AWESOME.

Top 10 Reasons Why:

1. The Music! I know you all played already, so you know how lovely and soothing the song is. I have it playing on repeat right now, I love it so much. The robot unicorns just want to be with you, make believe with you, and live in harmony! "Open your eyes, and see, your eyes are open!" That is lyrical genius.

2. ROBOT UNICORNS! What is more bad ass than a robot that is also a unicorn? Nothing. Nothing at all.

3. Explosions Even though you're sad you died, you exploded and it's awesome!

4. Dolphins! Once you get far enough dolphins jump and swim along with you as you play. What is more lovely and inspiring than a dolphin keeping you company?

5. Inspirational Messages! At the start of each game you get inspirational messages. What is more awesome than a game than inspires you to succeed?

6. Rainbows! When you jump rainbows come out of your butt and guide you to the heavens. They're comforting and lovely and beautiful.

7. The Noise It Makes When You Jump! It's like magical chimes!

8. The Way Your Feet Sparkle When You Run! As your majestic unicorn gallops along the ground sparkles with pure joy everywhere you touch it. It is exhilarating to be this strong beautiful creature.

9. The Way Your Decapitated Head Cries When You Die! There is nothing more touching, more heart wrenching, more poetic than the tears that drip down your unicorns decapitated head after it has died.

10. Your Lives Are Called Wishes! Because who doesn't wish they were a majestic robot unicorn careening though a beautiful world with sparkling hooves and rainbows coming out of their butt? Who doesn't wish they could gallop around catching little fairy things and smashing into stars? Everyone has that wish burried deep inside them. Until a magical game called Robot Unicorn Attack let's them live out their fantasy.